I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.