I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence Related funny posts 😂 My summer body has been pending for about ten years. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence. No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.