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I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward silence, care, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, introvert, silence, small, small talk, social, social interaction, talk on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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