I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.