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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Witty text about social limits, humorously expressing a reluctance to stay out long.

Commentary:
Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚


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