I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.