I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends. When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
