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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is…

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is…

Commentary:
Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, cleavage, complaint, distraction, football, guys, hate, humor, i, jealousy, time, time of year, wants, year on Aug 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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