Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.
- Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
- Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.
- When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
- Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.
