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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.