I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. Commentary:When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already. When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact. I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.” Farting, but with eye contact.
