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I like people who make eye contact like they know something…

I like people who make eye contact like they know something…

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When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, contact, curiosity, eye, eye contact, humor, i, interaction, know, mystery, people, social, social interaction, something on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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