I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Yawning: the universal symbol for "Oops, my brain is on screensaver mode" 😴🧠💬 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing. Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes. Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes. I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence. Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!