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I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone…

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone…

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Yawning: the universal symbol for "Oops, my brain is on screensaver mode" 😴🧠💬

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning on Aug 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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