I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.