I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
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“When you’re in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan”

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