I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Commentary:
“Plot twist: Fido’s secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ ‘Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'”

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