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  • Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.
  • My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.
  • I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
  • Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
  • American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.
  • My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.