I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! βππ Related funny posts π You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.