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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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Broadcasted on X:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Just shared via Threads:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Just landed via Telegram:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Shared recently on X:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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