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  • I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
  • Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
  • There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.
  • The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.
  • Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.
  • Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.