I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.
