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Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Spotted on YouTube:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Going viral on X:

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Breaking via Threads:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Trending via Telegram:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Seen just now on X:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

4 weeks ago

Humorous quote about nostalgia and old-school TV struggles with a playful vibe.

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Ah, the nostalgia for simpler times…when "adjusting the antenna" was a high-stakes mission requiring Jedi-like precision and a firm hand! 📺💥 Who needs streaming services when you've got the power of percussive maintenance, am I right? 😉 #ThrowbackThursdays #TheOriginalRemoteControl

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95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

43 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

14 shares on Discord this month:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Just shared via Slack:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Just landed via Twitch:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Just landed via Telegram:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Seen just now on X:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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