I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶 Related funny posts 😂 I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want. I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi. Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.