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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.