I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you've gone hog wild! Time to reel it in and give the pigs a break! ๐ท๐ฅ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that Iโm a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, itโs probably just that Mercuryโs in retrograde again.