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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Live now on Messenger:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Live now on Instagram:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

2 months ago

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You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

24 shares on Slack this month:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

67 shares on Slack this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Live now on Threads:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Spotted on TikTok:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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