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Mar 22, 2026

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Playful quote about avoiding beef cat food to keep Sylvia's ego in check.

Commentary:
Sylvia took on a full bowl of kibble this morning, so a cow is next level delusional! 🐱🥩😂

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