I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?