I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

28 shares on Messenger this month:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

29 shares on Threads this month:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.