I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

29 shares on Telegram this month:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.