I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.