I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me… Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣 Related funny posts 😂 My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel. What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.