I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back. Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher? If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks. Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.