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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.