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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic a…

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic a…

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"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, anxiety, attack, bank, bank account, financial, financial stress, humor, i, me, money, panic, panic attack, personification, stress, wonder on Jun 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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