I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic a… Commentary:"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime. Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.