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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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โ€œPTOโ€ stands for โ€œprepare the othersโ€ because you’re not gonna be there.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ #FinancialAnxiety"



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