I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.