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If every day is a gift, today is socks.

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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"Socks today? Well, at least it's not another fruitcake! 🎁🧦😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daily, daily life, day, every, everyday, gift, humor, humor quote, life, sarcasm, socks, today on Jun 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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