If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me. I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress? I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.