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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it&…

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it&…

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"Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, digital, digital behavior, excuse, failed, honesty, hour, humor, humor about truth, i, just, later, lying, me, online, procrastination, say, truth on Jul 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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