If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms. Funny Quotes August 7, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
