If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.