If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on… Commentary:"Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man. Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket. “I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.
