If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk ev… Commentary:Sounds like having a wholesome date with myself! 🌙🎧💁♀️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind. Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist. Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.