If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like having a wholesome date with myself! 🌙🎧💁♀️ Related funny posts 😂 I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. Listen to the birds, not the news. I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.