If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.