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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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