If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Commentary:
Absolutely! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ Itโ€™s a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: โ€œText for policy change โ€“ limited time offer, act now!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ“ #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake

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