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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Absolutely! 📱💰 It's a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: "Text for policy change – limited time offer, act now!" 😉📝 #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, asking, cell, cell phone, communication, humor, i, money, phone, policy, politicians, should, suggestions, text on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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