If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.