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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”