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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Wow, Twitter should come with a warning label: "Caution! May result in unintentional exercise from vigorous head shaking ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #TwitterWorkout"



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