If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.