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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I put the mess in domestic.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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17,359

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Trending via Facebook:

At least life has music.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Seen just now on X:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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15 shares on WeChat this month:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

29 shares on Threads this month:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

82 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

15 shares on Threads this month:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I’m tired of things costing money.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Making waves on Slack:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Trending via TikTok:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Making waves on Threads:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Spotted on WeChat:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Just landed via WeChat:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Trending via TikTok:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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