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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

Breaking via Messenger:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Spotted on Reddit:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Just landed via Messenger:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

Making waves on Discord:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Spotted on YouTube:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Trending via Telegram:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Spotted on X:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Going viral on Discord:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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15 shares on Messenger this month:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

83 shares on X this month:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Trending via Telegram:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Spotted on TikTok:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Just shared via WeChat:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Making waves on Slack:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Just landed via Twitch:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Keep the laugh going 😂

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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