I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me whi… Commentary:Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I dare you to try and be more single than me. Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think. If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.