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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️‍♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷‍♀️👀

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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38 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

32 shares on X this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

25 shares on Messenger this month:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

29 shares on X this month:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

81 shares on Discord this month:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Live now on Instagram:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Just shared via Slack:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Going viral on YouTube:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Live now on Reddit:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Just shared via YouTube:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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