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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jole…

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jole…

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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️‍♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷‍♀️👀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, even, humor, ID, jealousy, Jolene, love, love triangle, man, met, never, old, relationship, triangle, woman on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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