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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies…

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies…

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Ah, the good old medieval times – where building an army was as easy as missing dental appointments! 🏰💀 It seems the only thing more terrifying than battle was the thought of dealing with the plummeting life expectancy rates! 😅 #MedievalProblems

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, alive, army, battle, death, Eager, easy, Europe, heads, history, humor, life, medieval, pretty, wanted on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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