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Ah, the ultimate showdown between good and evil! 😈🎥 Looks like even the devil gets his 15 minutes of fame on the BBC. Talk about equal airtime for all sides! 😂📺 #HeavenVsHell #MediaEquality

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

10 shares on Slack this month:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Live now on Messenger:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Spotted on WeChat:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Making waves on Discord:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Making waves on Twitch:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Live now on Instagram:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Trending via YouTube:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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