In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.
