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Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Making waves on Slack:

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Spotted on YouTube:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Making waves on Discord:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Going viral on X:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Just landed via X:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

Going viral on Facebook:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Breaking via WeChat:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Making waves on TikTok:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

4 weeks ago

Playful text about craving ice cream for dinner, humorously suggesting it should be a thing.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I have a very active anti-social life.

4 weeks ago

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

1 month ago

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

4 weeks ago

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

1 month ago

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

1 month ago

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65 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

96 shares on X this month:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

31 shares on Threads this month:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

37 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

45 shares on X this month:

All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

82 shares on Discord this month:

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Going viral on WeChat:

Being strange is exhausting.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Going viral on Reddit:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Spotted on Reddit:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Making waves on WeChat:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

I have a very active anti-social life.

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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