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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

53 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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