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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Making waves on Twitch:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Just landed via Threads:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Breaking via Instagram:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Trending via Telegram:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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37 shares on Reddit this month:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Making waves on X:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Breaking via Telegram:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Seen just now on Slack:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Just shared via Instagram:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Trending via Messenger:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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