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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.