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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Posted onJan 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about wishing bank accounts grew as fast as laundry fills up.
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Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ’ธ Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ผ

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