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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.