It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Commentary:
“Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I’m the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets”

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