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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go…

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go…

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Sending snacks and a rescue team… or maybe I'll just join you! 🍿🛋️😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, couch, humor, i, late, laziness, me, procrastination, relaxation, sat, tired, too, work on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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