It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sending snacks and a rescue team… or maybe I'll just join you! πΏποΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Canβt wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work. I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.