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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.