I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I&… Commentary:"Guess my skills have a permanent follow status! 😎🚫😂 #Winning" Related Funny Posts 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it. Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great. When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners. Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?