I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up. I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car. wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.