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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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Applying for jobs like I'm trying to buy a small island ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #DreamBig

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged application, billion, dollars, exaggeration, humor, interview, job, job application, money, negotiation, next, question, salary, stupid, ten on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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