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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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My life coach traded me.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Going viral on Threads:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Just landed via Facebook:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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