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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Going viral on Threads:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Just landed via WeChat:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Shared recently on Threads:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Just shared via Instagram:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

Breaking via Facebook:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Live now on Instagram:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Funny holiday quote about bank account humor and Christmas cheer.
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59 shares on Twitch this month:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Live now on YouTube:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Going viral on Slack:

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Making waves on Discord:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Breaking via TikTok:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Just landed via Slack:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

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